Monday, January 18, 2010

Insanity Mondays and READ THIS...You Might Have Won Something...

Here is it, the day is nearly over, and I am JUST now posting! That is how INSANE my Monday was! Just like that guy feeding the shark. INSANE!

Not really. I just cleaned closets all day, like I have for the past 5 days. Amazing what you find while Spring Cleaning, thankfully no sharks, or spiders, or spidersharks...I won't have to do this again for at least another 5 years. I.rock.

But do you know how fun it is to burn files? Oh man, FYAH! It roared and blazed, I cackled and added more and more paper and it blazed and blazed aaaahahahhahhahahaaa!!!

It also makes a mess in the fyah place.

But, I had Piney to off-set the carbon monoxide.

And I still have him. Oh yes, I do.

And, he's looking a *tad* dry but today, I sprayed him with a light mist and petted him. I shall love him forever.

Please help me.

Oh oh! I have awards! Yes I do!

First, I have this sweet HAPPY cupcake award to pass out, the rules are that I am to state 10 things that make me happy, and list 10 blogs that brighten my day, this is from Holly Ann over at My Bubbled Mess. Thank thee, Holly!

Here are 10 random things, not the top 10 things, but, just 10 random things. They are:

1. Piney
2. Clean Closets
3. Toilet Paper
4. Jim and Pam from The Office
5. Bad Coffee
6. Good Coffee
7. Charlie The Unicorn
8. Ninja Glare
9. Spam Fried Rice and
10. My washboard abs (yeah, right)

OK, and now 10 blogs to bestow this to, 10 that brighten my day, like cupcakes, especially white cupcakes with white frosting, which I totally forgot to add to my list, but still...

1. Be Different...Act Normal
2. Cake Wrecks (how appropriate!)
3. Maxgrace
4. Domestic Dork
5. Life is Not a Cereal
6. One More Werre
7. Jon Weece's Blog
8. Weird, Unsocialized Homeschoolers
9. It's A Beauty-Filled Life and,
10. Stacy's Random Thoughts, for this award:

This was awarded to me by Kelly at Speaking From the Crib, and, she is pretty flippin' remarkable herself. I wonder if she could do a flip? Anyway, she awarded this to her blog roll so yeah, I'm doing the same thing! So, if you're on my blog roll down there OR you see your button, you obviously, in my mind, are a remarkable read, and know that I try to check your blogs everyday and I try to comment on every post so, congrats! Take it! Take it!!!

And lastly, this uh-MAY-zing award, from A Day in the Life of a Surferwife,

Man, THANK YOU Surferwife!!! She thinks I am "bizarre" and that's A.O.K. by me! Totally, I could stare at this all day. This goes to bloggers who I am pretty sure love Chuck as much as I do! Their wit, humor and sass deliver such a serious round-house kick to your face that you can't help but crawl back for more kicks, offering your other cheek while you cry and giggle and drool bloody molars out the other side.

So before I pass this on, I must post an awesome Chuck Norris-ism, as will my recipients. Which I will now do with pride. Ahem:

"When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, 'Never question Chuck Norris.'"

Man, I love Thanksgiving.

This awesome award goes to:

Sounds Like Tomatoes
Much More than Mommy
Speaking From the Crib
The Creative Junkie
Daily Dose of Reality
Straightjackets Are Slimming and,
A Fabulously Good Life

And with barely an hour left in my Monday, I say to all,



w said...

i'm so vary honored to receive such an edmayerzing edward. and i'm quite surprised, too! even though i demaynded you to give it to me.

thanks for chuck. it's like. ground chuck. beef.

Just Me said...

I didn't win anything :( j/ your blog, and you might be bizzare, but in my book that's a compliment!

SurferWife said...

Girlfriend please. Your bizarredness is what keeps me begging for more InstantlySlim Insanity Kim.

Unknown said...

OK, now I've got a craving to clean my closets. lol. Must be nesting...

Kearsie said...

Oh man. A Chuck Norris Award AND a lovely turkey throwup visual! Nice!!!

Thank you, Jim!

Vickie said...

Now you got me thinking I need to clean my pantry!! Which I kind of don't want to do;)

INSANE!! That man and the shark is just plain crazy!!

Congrats on your awards. Some I haven't seen before.

robin said...

ohhhh coooome oooon! kim!!!!!!!! yo knooooow i am scared of sharks! i didn't even make it passed/past (whatever) the picture! psh.....

Vanessa said...

Oh my gosh. I have tears in my eyes, really!

Except, it's not so much because I'm so touched with my Chuck Norris award. It's more because I got so excited about the award that I tried to do a roundhouse kick thing and I may or may not have pulled something...

Stephanie said...

That is crazy!
Not in my lifetime...I avoid things with that many teeth.
Congrats on your awards:)

Unknown said...

Congrats on all your awards! You are truly loved by other bloggers. Stopping by from SITS!

Ian said...

KIM!!! LOOOLL It's been a long day and I'm trying to get to all the blogs I read and I didn't quite get the Chuck reference from earlier but I do now.

THANK YOU for the award!!


Creative Junkie said...

This made me laugh! Thanks so much!

Lyndsay Wells said...

LOL!!! I do love me some Chuck!

Thanks you ;)

Jennifer said...

No, no, no, you did NOT just award me The Cupcake award when I'm sitting here chewing on paper and tissues trying to lose some weight! Nooooo!

I know. I'm dramatic. Thank youuuuuu! I love it and will treasure it forever!

Also, I want to burn my files too. It beats shredding two sheets of paper at a time. Capital 'B', Boring!

Christina Lee said...

Hmmm making a fire and then burning files.....I'm thinking I like that :)

Christina Lee said...

Hmmm making a fire and then burning files.....I'm thinking I like that :)

Stephanie said...

Very brave tackling the closets. I am so very very scared of mine but I did dredge thru the catch all part of the basement. Love your blog !!

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