Right now a squirrel is hanging off a tree, with a walnut in his mouth, and he is staring at me with beady little eyes. I bet he has roundworms and possibly leptospirosis. Google is my frenemy. I like the words BLARGHING CRIPES and CRAZAP. Being a parent is inspiring; I write this blog for my casefile, to help others understand me, or to possibly one day become famous.