Monday, February 22, 2010

I Think I Write Better than I Speak...We'll Know Tomorrow for Sure!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND commence heaving.

No, I am not here to announce that I am preggers (sorry Surferwife, I know you were hoping to be the Godmother of my third child). I didn't even heave with either pregnancy. I'm not trying to brag, just saying...

So TOMORROW if all/some/a few of you have nothing going on at 12 pm EST, maybe you should tune-in to a pod cast. Why? Well, it's because I will be the guest blogger/speaker/guest, person! *Blink blink*. Yeah. That's what I am thinking...

But, Kelly of SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB must think I am not too much of a weirdo, or an embarrassment, because she is letting me on her totally fun weekly pod cast where she features bloggers and talks about such things as the Cav's Lebron James (you better learn who that is fast! Hurry! Google him!!!) current news topics, blog trends, anecdotal-cathartic thingamabobisms on life, and hysterical stories based on blog posts and whatever else comes to mind within a 30-minute span. If it all goes right, we will be just short of presenting to you a major train wreck. Not because of Kelly, but, because I have sweaty armpits and I can't talk well while hyper-ventilating...

We will be discussing such things as avoiding the sex talk with your children, botching the sex talk with your children, Sir David Attenborough, and I'll be sharing a little story about how Sir David Attenborough ruined my life and caused me to hide in the air conditioning unit, wanting to curl into a ball and disappear. Or maybe it was the whale...

And Kelly is fly, man. She's on her game, epigrammatic, full of quips and ready with the ever-fitting sound effect machine, her witty little finger poised to press the right button at the right moment. My armpits are sweaty even now just thinking about it!

So, if you're around, call in! Chat with us! It will be awesome! Go here tomorrow to find out when and how to call in and then here to do so. If you can't listen because you're not available (which may or may not be a blessing in disguise) you can listen later on, again go here to get the information.

Wish me luck y'all! I need it!!!


15 comments:

w said...

well. so you're gonna be on the radio. and while you are whalecoming calls, 12noon is not ideal for me. mainly because i will be in my oldsmanbile in the school pick up line.

gitl. you are so famous.

and. if i end up being anything but the first comment because i had to google sir davard attanborough, i'm gonna be mad.

good luck! you're gonna do great!

Mass Hole Mommy said...

IDK what the hell a podcast even is, so sadly, I won't be tuning in, but GOOD LUCK!!!! I never puked once with either of my pregancies either.

Kearsie said...

I had the dry heaves just remembering all the vomits, pikes and dry heaves I had whilst gestating.

Also. Blarging cripes, I'll be sitting at my desk at work, cursing the fact that Eastern Standard Time and Central Standard Time are, get this, an HOUR APART. SUCKAGE.

Maven said...

I can't wait!!

I'll be there with bells on :-)

The Retired One said...

Congrats..how exciting!!!

~Jamie said...

I love it and you'll do great. I will tune and maybe even call in. Here's the thing I have to go and google Sir David Attenborough and then it's a pod cast date.

Good luck even though you hardly need it!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Good luck! I probs can't listen live, onnacounta work and all, but I will catch up after. Break a leg!

Dee Crowe said...

Podcast! Kewel..yes I just said Kewel...narly..totally rad..yep. Good luck! I've never listened to a podcast but I'll try!

Much More Than Mommy said...

Good luck! You're going to be great! I will listen to it at NAPTIME! :-D Although I soooo wanted to phone in!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Dangit. Ok. I will be the GodMother to this podcast then.

I *should* be able to tune in. My issue is RE-MEM-BERING. Gah.

I'm going to just keep saying InstantlySlim all night under my breath.

Until my husband threatens divorce.

ModernMom said...

LOL Best of luck! I'm sure you will rock the house:)

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

you were a delight and wonderful and patient and i am SO GLAD you came on the show.

thank you SO MUCH. i will give it a little promo tomorrow. i think it was the best one yet!

dooooooooooooooooooooonn't yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu thiiiiiiiiiink soooooooooooooooo


(whale talk) obviously

Christina Lee said...

oohh good luck, girlie!!

hurstburst said...

Wasn't today fun? I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I forever think of you and Kelly when I hear whalespeak.

Loved meeting you on the air today. You were awesome!

tristan said...

i didn't heave either. i breathed...in every single box of instant mashed potatoes i could get my hands on....

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