Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Tuesday Twitters; The Dream Edition

I am a prolific dreamer, so, I have saved up some dreams to compile for this here TT's segment. Enjoy!

- I dreamt I was holding a baby deer, not sure why, just was. And it was SO cute! But then, I somehow became lucid in my dream, and started freaking out about fleas and deer ticks and other contagious zoonotic diseases. And, even though no one else wanted to hold it, I was able to overcome those fears to keep holding the sweet, sweet baby deer...

-I dreamt I went into space on the space shuttle! Of course we started by barreling down a highway, and we almost crashed into a mountain, and it only took us about 3 minutes to get into space...I even experienced that part where leaving the atmosphere and entering space is supposed to be a bit of a "struggle" and I thought my head was going to explode. I was mad though, because we went during the day, and the sun was too bright, so I couldn't see anything out of the HUGE shuttle windows...??

-I recently had my recurring dream of desperately needing to pee with no bathroom in sight. But, as always, I eventually find one, however it's flooded, or there is no door, or toilet paper, or it is covered in anything from bugs to other people's poo, or it's right out in the middle of a public gathering, like a high-school dance. Thank goodness I never actually find a suitable toilet!

- Do you ever have those dreams where you try to run and it's like you have 50 pound weights on your ankles? And it's always imperative that I run because someone is chasing me, or I am late to something, yet for the life of me I cannot run.

-I dreamt I lost my kids. Isn't that like THE worst dream to have? It's unbearable! Then you wake up feeling like the WORST parent in the universe, and wonder if this reflects on your parenting skills. Then you remembered you also dreamed about visiting outer space...

- I dreamt that I lived in/near/around the mountains. Not sure though, this one was fuzzy. Must have been those Bear Grylls shows all my friends are talking about. What do they see in this guy? He eats off of Zebra carcasses! I mean, yeah, your name is Bear but c'mon! Zebra meat, all up in yo' grylls? Sheesh...

-I have another recurring dream where I am back working at the coffee shop I used to manage, working for my same terrible boss, over17 years ago. I am always shocked that I am back there, and how everything is the same, including my terrible wages and stomach cramps at his mere presence, but I just step right into my old routine. This last time though, no customers came in and I was told the store was getting ready to close, permanently...ahhh, this may be the end of my Barrista career, my friends!!!

- I am happy to report my jiggy dreams involve my HUSBAND! Not trying to make anyone feel like, guilty if their dreams involve Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt or Edward or Bear "who eats raw zebra" Grylls or whoever (especially if they like it that way), I am just saying, I wake up with ZERO guilt, and I like that...




7 comments:

Jennifer said...

Again, funny stuff my friend. I am glad that I'm not the only one who wonders how Bear's wife kisses him... does she not know that he eats DISGUSTING items not meant for human consumption when he's filming his show?!? Eewww!

Kearsie said...

I just wonder what Bear does AFTER the show. Like, three or four hours later, you know he is going, "Dang, I REALLY shouldn't've eaten that zebra. Anyone gotta Tums? Pepto? No? Dang."

ModernMom said...

Glad I'm not the only one who wakes up and wonders "WHAT?" LOL

Joanna Jenkins said...

You have some crazy, funny dreams :-)

I just stopped by from Lulu's Sandbar to say hello. Nice to meet you. I'll be back again soon.

Jennifer said...

I have two recurring dreams:

1.) I need to go to the bathroom and I'm always forced to use the filthiest, bathroom - I'm talking a large group of people had bowel issues at the same time in the makeshift bathroom stalls of the basement of an old decrepit building

2.) Tidal waves - always trying to get me

I don't know what any of this means, except, I'm deathly afraid of filthy bathrooms and going on beach vacations

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Insanity,
I'm embarrassed to say that I dream about blogging. I wish I had jiggy dreams, like you. Not, of course, about your husband, because that would be weird.

Are you in Alaska now?

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Wait a second, I read your previous post about your flight to Alaska.

Yowza, Kim, that was the flight from Hades!!! Wow. Wow. WOW.

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