Tuesday, February 17, 2009

If I Twittered

A few days ago my parents asked me if I twiggled. I laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes before I finally said, "maybe...but I think you mean twittered? In that case, no."

And here is why, because my twitters would be something like this:

A can of mousse just fell in the toilet, while my son was peeing. I just pulled it out and washed it off.

For school I taught the kids about Song Sparrows, and Jacob cried because he had to write a report.

I banged my head against the wall.

My daughter burped the ABCs in full at lunch. Then she burped the little song that came after it.

Both kids took about 10 minutes to determine if Audrey had a booger on her face or a piece of carrot. It was determined to be a carrot after she ate it.

I left the laundry wet, in the washer overnight, again, so it is being washed, again.

I sneezed and burned my hand on the stove, again.

I looked up some illness on the internet and freaked out. AGAIN!

I clipped my toenails.

I watched the videos, "Kittens Inspired by Kittens!" and "Star Wars Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)" a few times more because they are funny.

I thought about working out, and didn't.

I ate some M&Ms.

I ran around the house and randomly cleaned things.

I got my new purse and it is SO COOL...now I must write that post about purses...

I checked FB and my blog 80 billion times already.

I played 3 Scrabble games, and lost.

I made dinner...don'tcha want to know what it was??

Took the girl to dance class. See how boring it gets?

I got the idea for this post. And now you have read it, and you are better for it.

14 comments:

Vickie said...

Those would be awesome to read on Twitter!

Come on, get on the bandwagon. You know you want to:)

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Jennifer said...

Well, if you ever decided to join Twitter, I think your tweets would be funny to read! :-)

Kearsie said...

AAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
Seriously. My twitters would be something like:
Someone with a serious drawl is calling the office to see if we can sue their cousin who is also their landlord and their daughter's baby daddy.

My boss is on his phone again, wait-no. He just hung up on his wife in mid sentence. Must act like I didn't hear that.

If I have to answer the phone ONE MORE TIME I shall go stark raving mad and go direct traffic in my bra.

I just ate my 4th Reese's Cup. I feel bad, but I don't.

See? Your life is much more exciting.

Anonymous said...

You and Ka-EAR-see...stinkin' hilarious! Why can't MY mind be crazy like yours???
-Jaime W.

w said...

dude. better to pull a can of mousse out of the toilet and wash it - than a cup of mousse out of the toilet and eat it.

all those 3 games were mine, weren't they. i told you i was going to take you to lunch.

i don't understand twitter. and if my mom asked me if i twiggled... i'd blush.

tan.

Insanity Kim said...

Maybe I'll do a "Tuesday Twitter" or something...that was kinda fun! I always say half the stuff that happens around here I couldn't make up anyway! And Kearsie, I can see the same is for you!!!

Yes w - twiggling should make you blush! ;)

Melissa said...

LOL!!! Those would be my tweets on twitter, too!! The Tuesday Twitter idea is a great one!! Thanks for the giggles - I needed some after today :-)

Yvonne said...

I can totally relate... although, I didn't know what twittering was. Until now! That is so funny. Talk about embarrassing.... my day would probably be worse than that! Emmy used to let Boston lick INSIDE her mouth!

Insanity Kim said...

Yeah come back next Tuesday...I plan to put some more "twitters" here...when I load them up all at once it's much more interesting than it is weird me thinks...yum Emmy, it's like she thinks she's the mother bird? Bet her teeth are CLEAN! haha!

Sharon and Billy Blanks Jr. said...

Would sooooooo love to read these on Twitter. Hysterical! Sharon and Billy Blanks Jr.

This Crazy Thing Called Motherhood said...

I don't Twitter, but I think mine would look very similar to yours....they are quite amusing!

Wow, that kind of makes me sound arrogant...oh well, when you are as awesome as me, its hard not to be.

hee hee....

Ripper Arts said...

Oh, please, please TWITTER!!! How funny. I need to read more entertaining tweets like these. Do you do this EVERY Tuesday? :)

Insanity Kim said...

HA!

Yes R.A., I do "Twittered Tuesdays" and then post them in a side bar for easy find! Tomorrows twitters are coming!

Thanks for stopping by! :)

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