Tuesday, January 13, 2009

A Winner will be Announced, Soon...

So it was bath time for the kids, and my daughter and I thought it would be fun to race up the stairs to the bathroom. Of course I had my laptop with me, as it goes everywhere with me, and I sprang into the lead and up the stairs, with a squealing, giggling girl hot on my heels.

As I was climbing the stairs, said daughter assumed an "all-fours" running position and quickly gained ground, er, steps, and she thought it would be funny to grab mom's ankle as I neared the last few steps.

Her strategic maneuver caused my feet to slip out from under me, and I fell, still holding the laptop, open, to my blog, and my face smashed into my keyboard, which smashed into the stairs.

We both slid down about 3 steps, and that is when I noticed blood seeping into the keyboard and splattered onto the screen. Blood, keys, teeth, were all in the wrong places; there was blood on the keyboard, keys in my mouth, teeth chippings on the stairs...

I am totally lying.

This was just a ploy to remind you to never do something that you would regret later, like not entering my giveaway, NOW, as you have until January 15th, 4 am EST to win the beautiful pendant from my friend's Etsy site, Avalee.

For the record we DID run up the stairs, and I DID have my laptop in hands, open, to my blog, when that horrible thought flashed in my brain and I vowed to never run up the stairs again. I am all about freaking out over the "what ifs" in my life.

So, sorry if I led you to falsely worry about my well-being. If it makes you feel any better, I am totally insane...


See, I bought mine, now go win yours! Enter here or at the picture top right!

8 comments:

Misty said...

wow, i was very concerned. goodness. i think i entered, gonna go check.
-Misty

w said...

dude. that ain't right. i was dialing your number when i read this.

you fooled me like car dealerships and their "employee pricing".

i can't wait to win.






mayer.

Cassoulet Cafe said...

I live in the What-If Land (inside my brain). I totally get you! ;)

Kearsie said...

You're pure dag nasty evil, Kim.

Pick me, though, because I love your evilness. It makes me laugh.

Cheeky Greek said...

As does my sister, I make frequent trips to "what-if land". But, think of all the crazy bad things we might have avoided! Well, maybe you shouldn't because that will lead to thinking about even more crazy bad stuff that's even crazier than the first thought!

Insanity Kim said...

Misty, thank you for your concern, sorry to have taken advantage of it, happy you checked for your entry!!

Yes CC and Cheeks, it's a sickness, and I ain't lookin' for a cure,

because yes, Kearsie, I can be eeeeeeeeeeevillll! And you likey...


Winn...John Vartan...
Ford...

This Crazy Thing Called Motherhood said...

Yikes! Glad you were just foolin around...it made my mouth hurt just to read that!

Insanity Kim said...

Heh heh...my mind can be a scary place to hang out, Beth...you sure you wanna hang around? ;)

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