Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday Twitters

I love TT so much more than the real twitter; I knew I could never be bound by 140 characters, of any kind...

Unless it's 140 of these**,


then I might just consider moving to Mars...

(I still love my camera)

It was weird watching Total Recall again. Mainly because I was thinking man, Arnold has some resume! World Champion Body Building, Blockbuster Superstar, Governor of California...jumble those careers up into another order and it just doesn't work! Or it works even less than it does now...

Maybe I am having these weird thoughts because I am drinking coffee at 11 pm...

But I fall asleep just fine at 1 am! Coffeeeeeeee...

Don't you just LOVE baking air? Apparently I do!!

While driving in the dark, going home, the kids were convinced we were lost. Jacob whimpered while Audrey wailed, "we are lost FOREVER! We will NEVER find our way home! We'll NEVER get food again! We...wait, I know that building!" Darkness = drama.

I am severely addicted to fettuccine right now...it's like, more important than water. I'm Italian. What can I say...

World of Quest is my new favorite cartoon. You can find it on Netflix instant...make it your favorite too. Now.

Oh man...too much fettuccine...

Had this conversation with Audrey:

Audrey: Mom, remember that bird, it's name, the one you don't want us to say out loud?
Me: Um...
Audrey: You know, the Booby?
Me: Oh, yeah, well...just don't talk about it a lot in public, OK?
Audrey: Why?
Me: Well, it's just not a word we use in like, everyday conversation.
Audrey: Because it's exstinked?
Me: You mean extinct?
Audrey: Yeah!
Me: Well, yeah, some people don't even know what that bird is.
Audrey: ...Will I ever see a baby Booby?
Me: [Kim leaves the room to laugh hysterically right before shes comes back to say this] No.

So, me thinks that if you have any obsessive tendencies toward Twilight, Edward, or French actors, you need to stop by wendiwinn and Sounds Like Tomatoes. As they are solidifying my suspicions that since they came around, Prince Charming is half the man he used to be...



** that is a spiny orbed weaver spider. SHUDDER!!!

6 comments:

Kearsie said...

Oh man, I feel so famous right now I have to sign my autograph to something.

Anyone want my autograph on a Post-It?

Jennifer said...

Fettucini? Smothered in alfredo? I'm coming over.

w said...

hahaahahahahah!

i need to go to the doctor to see about the tracking devarce in my brain.

that spider had way too much coffee. and. that sounded way funnier in my hedward. and so did that. man.

prince charming must've charmed the pants off himself.

Vickie said...

That is one ugly bug,ewe!

I like to bake air too. A month ago I did it all night!! It is such a bad habit. Not good for the electric bill.

The Retired One said...

Good Lord, that is the craziest spider I have EVER seen.....great catch with the macro of your camera!!!! You are doing a great job catching super photos. I love it!

ModernMom said...

LOL No. Really. This post made me laugh out loud. Now I must go and get myself some pasta!

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